[melleartsblog]

Do I even need to say something

[tlirsgender]

I have like a lot of very angry thoughts about the glasses industry and the way vision is treated as separate from healthcare but it's also one in the morning and I've taken my melly tonin so you have to wait to hear them

[tlirsgender]

Having to pay for the ability to see is already some bull shit but having to pay MORE the stronger your prescription is should radicalize you. Is there even a fucking reason for it to work like that

[tlirsgender]

"Um um um the lenses are thicker so it takes more materials-" what if I attacked you and bit you and killed you. Anyway goodnight for realsies this time I prommy

Got asked my due date today. I just wanna know who gave this woman the AUDACITY to ask someone that? Like even if I was pregnant (which I’m not but thank you for the friendly reminder that I am, in fact, fat) what are you going to do with that information? Are you gonna tell your friends? Your mom? Who benefits from this information? And while you will forget this interaction tomorrow, this is something that is going to take me a while to get over. I bet you never thought to wonder what I was going through. How could you have guessed that I have depression and my weight is a huge trigger for me? And that I struggled for the confidence to dress all cute in a skirt today? As a fellow woman you should know never to ask these kinds of questions 🙄🙄

Originally posted by futuramanerd

Anonymous asked:

I bite my ice cream

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses answered:

that’s a circle of hell no one should descend to

[dragon-in-a-fez]

ice cream is food and should be bitten

[moonibinbon]

ExCUSE ME it is a SOLID LIQUID and should be consumed as a combination of drinking and biting known as licking. Thank you very much.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

discuss

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

what madness have you brought down on us

[pandora15]

Wait what if you slurp your ice cream?

[reverenddoctormisterkingcordez]

I use my lips to eat ice cream. It’s like the motion of the “QUE-” in the word ‘QUESTIONS’ in ‘Why You Asking All Them Questions’, but in reverse. It’s like using my lips as a pair of little outside-tongues.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[b-e-e-e-s]

one of my friends once deep-throated her ice cream cone

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

please never say that again

[marisabay]

Reblog for ice cream discourse

[surprisebitch]

finally a post for me.. im not sure if you can really bite ice cream on a bowl since ya scoop it with a spoon but i bite ice cream when on a cone and i also bite popsicles

Why do I find it so hard to look directly ahead of me? I’m always either looking at my feet or at the sky

Do you ever feel like you want to be alone but you also don’t want to be lonely? Like you don’t want to be alone with your thoughts but you also don’t want people to see you?

[taichichuwhat]

- A movie night with no survivors

[animetrashlord]